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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Lets not try this at home, kids.
From http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1722414.html?menu=news.quirkies
"Pencil in penis backfires"
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
"Pencil in penis backfires"
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
Wednesday, February 01, 2006
The Waldenbooks Crew
One of the best jobs I ever had was working at Waldenbooks. The job itself was pretty crappy: minimum wage retail. What made the job so great was the people I worked with. The Waldenbooks crew was the best group of co-workers I have ever had. Work was actually fun. Its the only job I have ever had where co-workers would get together after work for things like movie nights, or bowling. (Bowling was great. Everyone had nicknames. My nickname was Specs.)
The store is closed now, and we have all gone on to other jobs. We still get together every now and then. A few weeks ago, I had a movie night and several members of the old crew made it. It was so great to hang out with them, and it was a little scary to see how quickly we all fell back into old jokes and familiar habits. You guys rock.
Post Script: The movies we watched were The Blob, and The Day the Earth Stood Still. Steve McQueen looked like he was 40 comming out of his mothers womb.
The store is closed now, and we have all gone on to other jobs. We still get together every now and then. A few weeks ago, I had a movie night and several members of the old crew made it. It was so great to hang out with them, and it was a little scary to see how quickly we all fell back into old jokes and familiar habits. You guys rock.
Post Script: The movies we watched were The Blob, and The Day the Earth Stood Still. Steve McQueen looked like he was 40 comming out of his mothers womb.
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